THEY'RE HERE!
No, not in that Poltergeist-holy-krap-scared-shitless kind of way. More in the Carrie-Bradshaw-Recovers-Her-Stolen-Manolos kind of way (she never did get them back after being mugged at gunpoint and it still haunts me to this day). But yeah, THEY'RE HERE - all those designer duds you've been eyeballing this season are now on sale at Net-a-Porter. It's a come to Jesus moment everytime that biannual sale strolls into dot com town. You realize life as you knew it is over. All that matters now is Sophia Webster shoes are 50 percent off and that Missoni cardigan you've daydreamed about could now be yours. And while a Diane von Furstenberg wrap cardigan in the perfect shade of crimson isn't exactly free - it'll still set you back $189 - it's almost 100 bucks less than its original price. Your mom will likely still give you the tale-as-old-as-time lecture that you need to stop shopping and save your money. But hey, life is short. You can save your money till you acquire a miniature fortune but that still won't prevent the possibility of being hit by a speeding cab as you stumble over your stilleto at 3 o'clock in the morning. So yeah, treat yourself. You deserve it! Here are my favorite picks from the sale: