They have Lebron, we have Lanvin. Heterosexual males jettison into stadiums to rant and rave about 'touchdowns' and 'slam dunks' - Budweiser dripping from their unkempt beards-, while heterosexual females click through the razzle-dazzle runway slideshows on Style.com to rant and rave about 'Tibi' and 'Schouler' - a glass of pinot swishing about in this glass. Different experience, same thrill.

Enough about the sports. Let's get down to bidness. This dress is the knees of bees - the crown jewel of easygoing dresses that moonlight as personal air-conditioning systems when the humidity is sky-high and your body has become a living manifestation of a honeycomb. Throw a pair of Dannijo's rustic-glam earrings on your lovely lobes and strap into some dirt-cheap but viscerally-expensive-looking-to-those-not-in-the-loop patent shoes and your ready to twirl through New York. Easy, breezy, lemon-squeezy!

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Shift Dress - Madewell

Earrings - Dannijo

Shoes - Lulu's